This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it
"Friendship is a fucking hassle."
someone told this pony about bronies.
"what is your cutie mark?"
"The fuck should i know I don’t care"
Imagine what wizarding schools in the United States would be like. There would be ridiculously high tuition rates, loads of standardized testing, the deep south would support Voldemort and
redneck wizards would fight for their right to use Avada Kedavra.
"Look, I’ve known Jake forever. Our friendship is little-boy-holding-little-girl’s-hand."
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
sherlock and john having this incredible emotionally-charged post-case moment when they’re sitting together and sherlock lays his hands on john’s thighs and john reaches up to cup his face and sherlock leans in and whispers ”I love you more than bees” and john stares at him bewildered and sherlock just moves even closer and goes “more than bees john”