There is a hilarious story I’ve seen floating around online about a 90-year-old Englishman on a plane to France. The stewardess chides him because he didn’t have his passport with him. She asks him if he’s ever been to France before. He answers, “Yes.” She replies that he should know he needs a passport, then. He replies that he couldn’t find a single Frenchman on the beaches of Normandy to whom he could show his passport the last time he visited in his 20s.
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.
so i worked out how to make GLADoS’s voice and
- wicked hella music
- it made me cry more than once
- "we are groot"
- the queen of sci-fi and chris pratt
- basically it was just a band of misfits, not heroes, saving a planet
- tiny dancing groot
- it never took itself too seriously, and even though it was an action movie, it was still funny and heartfelt
- there was about 12% of a romantic subplot, but it never went very far
- just groot in general
#You know what I love about Vastra? #how ACCEPTING she is #even though she’s a far more advanced race #with psychic powers and unknown intelligence #she’s learned to love people and aliens for who they are and not for what they lack #instead of ignoring Clara or discounting her interest in what she assumed were advertisements #Vastra acknowledges Clara and engaged her in conversation #she could have easily rolled her eyes or #changed the subject to something else #or just looked down on her because she COULD #but she doesn’t #she meets her on her level #and that’s what she did with Jenny #and Strax #and that’s how a rejected lizard woman found a family… #Vastra could have easily become a bitter reptilian for everything she had gone through #shunned #called deformed… #but instead #through her suffering #she chose empathy (via riveralwaysknew)
Chris Evans is really important to me and here are two reasons why just in case someone forgot
What Queen Elizabeth II said when ‘Dancing Queen’ was played at Windsor Castle (x)
oh. my. god.
stop being so cute, your majesty
my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.